Go for the pat down:

http://www.infowars.com/cancer-surges-in-body-scanner-operators-tsa-launches-cover-up/

I quote from the article: “Fearful of provoking further public resistance to naked airport body scanners, the TSA has been caught covering up a surge in cases of TSA workers developing cancer as a result of their close proximity to radiation-firing devices, perhaps the most shocking revelation to emerge from the latest FOIA documents obtained by the Electronic Privacy Information Center.”